Hot Seat - Funny Google results

bennie · Joined: 23 Dec 2004 Posts: 2043

When I am not sure what the meaning of a word or prhase is I try to google it.
As I did not know what "hot seat questions" exactly meant (My guess would be an American TV show or a game with rules like Ttuth or Dare) I googled "hot seat questions" and was surprised when I clicked on the first result. (www.notesmith.com/NSWebSite/Hot-Seat.html)
Some questions are very funny ...that is if they were meant for Martina 8)

A few HOT questions:

1. Is there a shareware version?
I loved this one...someone asking Martina's manager
Is there a shareware version? :D :D

2. What don't you support?
(Some naughty thought here)

And another one I would like to add:
3. Is there a free 15-days trial period :shock:
No comments 8)

MartinaWarren · Joined: 22 Dec 2004 Posts: 5031

lol :lol:

Wildcard · Joined: 16 Jul 2004 Posts: 2133

I'll take 1 or 3. In fact, I'll take 'em both. :P

Satch · Joined: 23 Dec 2004 Posts: 2368

Yeah, google results can be quite funny.
I know some of the people that started google and they have some cool hidden features. Although they have to remove some if they get too much publicity.
If you entered 'weapeons of mass destruction' and pressed 'I'm feeling lucky' you got a very funny result. It had to be removed... :cry:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/iraq_wmd_google.jpg

Like I said I spend too much time on the internet :?

Oh and try www.froogle.com for your best shopping results Martina! :wink:

MartinaWarren · Joined: 22 Dec 2004 Posts: 5031

Satch wrote: Yeah, google results can be quite funny.
I know some of the people that started google and they have some cool hidden features. Although they have to remove some if they get too much publicity.
If you entered 'weapeons of mass destruction' and pressed 'I'm feeling lucky' you got a very funny result. It had to be removed... :cry:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/iraq_wmd_google.jpg

Like I said I spend too much time on the internet :?

Oh and try www.froogle.com for your best shopping results Martina! :wink:

Ive never been on froogle before, i just checked it out and it could be pretty dangerous to my bank balance :!: :twisted:

Yes that is a strange one, no wonder they removed it :!:

bennie · Joined: 23 Dec 2004 Posts: 2043

One more funny thing

When you go to Martina's site
Open the link: ACH Archve

It says:

Martina Warren has 84 Hot Scenes!

As if Martina would have scenes wiche are not hot
LOL

Martina Warren has 84 not so Hot Scenes! :?
Martina Warren has 1 hot scene and 83 boring Scenes! :?
Hard to imagine !!!

MartinaWarren · Joined: 22 Dec 2004 Posts: 5031

bennie wrote: One more funny thing

When you go to Martina's site
Open the link: ACH Archve

It says:

Martina Warren has 84 Hot Scenes!

As if Martina would have scenes wiche are not hot
LOL

Martina Warren has 84 not so Hot Scenes! :?
Martina Warren has 1 hot scene and 83 boring Scenes! :?
Hard to imagine !!!

lol :lol: Are you trying to say my cam archives are not so hot :?: :lol:

bennie · Joined: 23 Dec 2004 Posts: 2043

No hot scenes only :-)
and they forget to mention that you always start with a very nice outfit :-)

Wildcard · Joined: 16 Jul 2004 Posts: 2133

How about, Martina Warren Has (insert valid number here) Sizzling Scenes.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

sfthong · Joined: 09 Jan 2005 Posts: 80

Hey, try this link: http://mysite.verizon.net/philsackett/temp/hypno.html

Satch · Joined: 23 Dec 2004 Posts: 2368

sfthong wrote: Hey, try this link: http://mysite.verizon.net/philsackett/temp/hypno.html

Hey for how long am I allowed to play with that :!: :?: ::w00t::

Uhm do you have a blond version :?: :wink: :twisted:

sfthong · Joined: 09 Jan 2005 Posts: 80

Satch wrote: sfthong wrote: Hey, try this link: http://mysite.verizon.net/philsackett/temp/hypno.html

Hey for how long am I allowed to play with that :!: :?: ::w00t::

Uhm do you have a blond version :?: :wink: :twisted:

Sorry...no blonde version. I just take it as it comes. I wonder who set up that program? Wonder if Ron could set up something like it for Martina? That would be really really really cool!

Ronald · Joined: 18 Oct 2003 Posts: 2692

sfthong wrote: Sorry...no blonde version. I just take it as it comes. I wonder who set up that program? Wonder if Ron could set up something like it for Martina? That would be really really really cool!

Have to think about that. Probably could make something like that in Shockwave. Kinda funny seeing the butt move around....

Rather she boobs jiggle. Always loved the JJ1 Sydney Moon flashing tits.

bennie · Joined: 23 Dec 2004 Posts: 2043

Ronald wrote: Rather she boobs jiggle. Always loved the JJ1 Sydney Moon flashing tits.

Hi Ronald,

She not only flashes them but they do bonce too a little :-)
As you already mentioned JJ1 I think it is allowed to put the link where one can freely download The Sydney Moon flash:

http://www.jj1.com/Fun/SydneyPic/JJ1SydneyFlash.zip
Just unzip the file and there you go !

From their website:
Get the picture that started all the buzz.
Sydney Moon Flashing her tank top.
Over 8,000,000 downloads and counting.

BTW
I saw Jana & Jessie also did some "flashing" on that site too :P

PS:
Ronald,
I am not sure if links to other sites are appreciated on this board, if this is against the rules please let me know and I will edit this post

Ronald · Joined: 18 Oct 2003 Posts: 2692

bennie wrote: Ronald, I am not sure if links to other sites are appreciated on this board, if this is against the rules please let me know and I will edit this post

It's fine. I do it too sometimes. Just in good taste and good judgement. So long as it is not spam and that it serves in good faith a purpose.

Somethings I might remove or modify links such as [img] sourcing that results in broken links.

I generally prefer it if people link to an image- Instead of inserting the image off of some website they don't have control over. Sometimes the websites doesn't allow hotlinks. (It may seem like it works, but it's because it is cached locally on your browser.)

Yeah. I've always enjoyed seeing Sydney flash her boobs and watching it bounce. :-) She's one of our SexyFighters and man.... It was hot seeing her go up against Veronika Zemanova live in person. LOL. Lucky me eh?

-R

bennie · Joined: 23 Dec 2004 Posts: 2043

Ronald wrote: It's fine. I do it too sometimes. Just in good taste and good judgement. So long as it is not spam and that it serves in good faith a purpose.
-R

Ok, your answer is clear

Ronald wrote: Yeah. I've always enjoyed seeing Sydney flash her boobs and watching it bounce. :-) She's one of our SexyFighters and man.... It was hot seeing her go up against Veronika Zemanova live in person. LOL. Lucky me eh?
-R

Little offtopic
You are very lucky, tie-break I suppose ? :-)
Well anyway you have many famous women around you 8)

MartinaWarren · Joined: 22 Dec 2004 Posts: 5031

sfthong wrote: Hey, try this link: http://mysite.verizon.net/philsackett/temp/hypno.html

WOW, Thats weird :!:

bennie · Joined: 23 Dec 2004 Posts: 2043

If I want to know more I always use Google.

Typing in "Martina Warren" gives you back 19.000 hits, which is enormous. However if you go down and look how many real hits there are it comes down to 733, which is still overwhelming. 8)
This is easily viewed by setting the "number of results" in preferences to 100 and then click on the 10th choice from the result page, Google gives then the message:
In order to show you the most relevant results, we have omitted some entries very similar to the 732 already displayed

If you do the same search for 2 other girls in the 2005 - Penthouse of the Year playoff (Natalia Cruze & Lanny Barbie ) you get similar results.
Natalia: 789 real pages
Lanny: 599 real pages

Jassie Lewis gets only 93, which is a strange result.
The reason is the change of her name. It looks like she or Penthouse decided to use a name she had never used before and would never use again. She started her career as a (softcore) model under the name Trista, later she changed her name into "Jassie James" and then the second name was dropped so it is just "Jassie" now.
She does have nice freckles on her face btw, but that is a little off-topic here.

I don't know how Google handles "big" numbers, if you type in a few very popular name like "Cameron Diaz" or "Julia Roberts" you find ca. 2.000.000 hits.
Here it also says;
In order to show you the most relevant results, we have omitted some entries very similar to the 854 (821) already displayed.
Strange..

MartinaWarren · Joined: 22 Dec 2004 Posts: 5031

bennie wrote: If I want to know more I always use Google.

Typing in "Martina Warren" gives you back 19.000 hits, which is enormous. However if you go down and look how many real hits there are it comes down to 733, which is still overwhelming. 8)
This is easily viewed by setting the "number of results" in preferences to 100 and then click on the 10th choice from the result page, Google gives then the message:
In order to show you the most relevant results, we have omitted some entries very similar to the 732 already displayed

If you do the same search for 2 other girls in the 2005 - Penthouse of the Year playoff (Natalia Cruze & Lanny Barbie ) you get similar results.
Natalia: 789 real pages
Lanny: 599 real pages

Jassie Lewis gets only 93, which is a strange result.
The reason is the change of her name. It looks like she or Penthouse decided to use a name she had never used before and would never use again. She started her career as a (softcore) model under the name Trista, later she changed her name into "Jassie James" and then the second name was dropped so it is just "Jassie" now.
She does have nice freckles on her face btw, but that is a little off-topic here.

I don't know how Google handles "big" numbers, if you type in a few very popular name like "Cameron Diaz" or "Julia Roberts" you find ca. 2.000.000 hits.
Here it also says;
In order to show you the most relevant results, we have omitted some entries very similar to the 854 (821) already displayed.
Strange..

Hey Bennie, Thats very Interesting thanks for sharing that with me. I usually use google too, and sometimes do searchs on myself to see if anyone is using stolen images or images they shouldnt be using. :)

Sometimes i will also use yahoo search, as i find some sites come up about me that i have never seen in google :?

bennie · Joined: 23 Dec 2004 Posts: 2043

MartinaWarren wrote: Hey Bennie, Thats very Interesting thanks for sharing that with me. I usually use google too, and sometimes do searchs on myself to see if anyone is using stolen images or images they shouldnt be using. :)

Sometimes i will also use yahoo search, as i find some sites come up about me that i have never seen in google :?

Thx very much for you comments, if I find something interesting I post it 8)
Must be funny to type your own name ands get so many hits :-)

Btw
Alley Baggett has a few topics on her board about sites that stole her pics, for example: http://www.eadultgames.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1382&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=15