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jonny



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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:35 am    Post subject: Ahmed the dead terrorist  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y-waHLz-TU

From Jeff Dunham's DVD "Spark of Insanity"

SILENCE!!! I KILL YOU!!! :lol:
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Bestile1



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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:49 pm    Post subject:  

funny very funny
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shadowlilnk



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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:57 am    Post subject:  

Awesome
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Tadelesh



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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:54 pm    Post subject:  

Jeff Dunham rocks. I've got both his DVDs. Achmed was the first of his I saw online though, and how I came to know about him.
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Ashton Gray



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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 5:49 pm    Post subject:  

Achmed is hilarious but my favorite has always been Peanut.
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Feingo Ferinton



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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:12 pm    Post subject:  

Ashton Gray wrote: Achmed is hilarious but my favorite has always been Peanut.

Gotta agree with you on that one Ashton. NEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOWWWW!!!!!!

:lol: :lol:
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Tadelesh



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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:32 pm    Post subject:  

You're like some anaemic French guy. "Sacre bleu, nyuh."
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sexymanz



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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:31 pm    Post subject:  

ah yes i remember this dead terrorist... funny as hell...

Dead guy:"ra..are you scared?"
Dunham: no
Dead guy:"oh... Raa!" "how bout now?"
Dunham: "still no..."
Dead guy:"ah... well.. RARGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!" "now?"
Dunham: "Sorry but still no"
Dead guy: "GOD DAMNIT!" "OH, I MEAN, ALLAH DAMNIT..."

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! love it...
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GIMMIE COOKIES
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Feingo Ferinton



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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:36 pm    Post subject:  

Tadelesh wrote: You're like some anaemic French guy. "Sacre bleu, nyuh."

Redneck: NEEAH
Russian:NNAHOO
Chinese person: PINGG
Gay Guy: Nyuhh
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Ashton Gray



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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:13 pm    Post subject:  

Peanut: You've never done pot?
Jeff: No
Peanut:Never done crack?
Jeff:No.
Peanut:Never done drugs?
Jeff:Nope.
Peanut: Then how the hell did you come up with MEEEEEEE?!
Jeff:.........
Peanut:YOUR A SICK MAN!
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sexymanz



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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:26 pm    Post subject:  

YOUR A SICK MAN is when peanut talks about how in a sick way... all of the puppets had $3X with Dunhams wife lol...

(ABSOLUTELY NO DISRESPECT)
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Ashton Gray



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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 6:04 pm    Post subject:  

That's the second use of it, yes, but the first time he used it, at least the first time I heard it, was the afore quoted.
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sexymanz



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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 6:44 pm    Post subject:  

sigh... i hope dunham makes another show for everyone to see hes freaking funnay!!!
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Tadelesh



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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 6:46 pm    Post subject:  

I wholeheartedly concur.
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Feingo Ferinton



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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:01 pm    Post subject:  

I third that motion.

Dunham: "You don't know where we are?"
Peanut: "No..."
D:Okay, lets review. The wait at the airport...
P:Was long as hell...
D:The flight here...
P:Was bad as hell...
D:The cab driver...
P:Sucked like hell...
D:The ride in traffic...
P:Was scary as hell...
D: So...
P:We're in Hell!!!

Dunham: "What's the matter now?"
Walter: "I don't know; I've been travelin' in a suitcase, it's hot as hell here, you put me in a sweater, I'm sure as hell not asking you for lotion!"
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sexymanz



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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:15 pm    Post subject:  

ah yes the lotion joke... still going strong...

ok but im not picking it up no where near ur ass!
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