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JanaCova
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 5:02 am    Post subject: Auction site Reply with quote

Hi guys,I have some things for sell on http://www.eroticmodelbids.com So if you are interesting to buy some of my panties I weared on my live shows or some toys I used on my live shows or some magazines you can do it now. Razz
I hope you will like my little auction site.I will have a link to this auction site on my webiste soon.
Razz
jana cova xoxo
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 5:34 am    Post subject: Re: Auction site Reply with quote

JanaCova wrote:
So if you are interesting to buy some of my panties I weared on my live shows or some toys I used on my live shows or some magazines you can do it now. Razz


Hmm... now I can buy JanaCova panties! Will customs inspect it?

I wonder if customs will keep it for themselves. Or maybe they will wonder... why is this girl mailing her used panties... doesn't she know how to use a washing machine.... hahhaaa.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh noooo.... now I will become poor. Laughing Wink Laughing

That´s a very good idea, like Danni there you can buy some things, too.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:36 am    Post subject: Re: Auction site Reply with quote

Ronald wrote:
Hmm... now I can buy JanaCova panties! Will customs inspect it?


I'm sure you'll look just smashing in Jana's panties, Ron. Mr. Green

Ronald wrote:
I wonder if customs will keep it for themselves. Or maybe they will wonder... why is this girl mailing her used panties... doesn't she know how to use a washing machine.... hahhaaa.


ROFLMAO!

That's a real knee slapper, Ron. Nicely done. I love having this running joke here.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmm ... You guys are silly ...

Well, if so many people at Customs, Post Office, etc., gonna know what's being received at least you just gave the purchaser good story to tell post man when panties arrive ...

"They from my sister. She is blonde and does not know how to use washing machine, so she sends things to me to wash for her" LOL

Or ...

"Oh thank you, Post Man. My wife's panties finally arrive. She left them in hotel on recent visit to Prague, and the cute Czech maid was kind enough to send them."


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

whoever wins the bid I hope Ron Jeremy switches underpants Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now that is a good one Rich!
Some good stories to go along with the panties....

Dear Customs, while you're inspecting my panties package... please read my story before you get funny ideas..... No there are no deadly viruses or weapons of mass destruction being smuggled with these panties.... I'm just sending them to my dear friend in the US so he can wash them for me because my washing machine broke while I was having sex in it......


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How ya gonna explain a double-headed dildo? Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 7:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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How ya gonna explain a double-headed dildo?


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 2:36 am    Post subject: Re: Auction site Reply with quote

Ronald wrote:
Or maybe they will wonder... why is this girl mailing her used panties... doesn't she know how to use a washing machine.... hahhaaa.



Well I never sad that the panties are used.I just sad that I used them for my live show.And if someone buy panties from models they buying them becouse they want them to be used.Not everybody like it(I would buy your underwear Ronald Confused ) but belive me lot of guys do buy girls panties.And they dont want dirty panties they just want smell them.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 4:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's a good idea, next time you have a live show, in the background have some really hugggeee old fat woman. Then next time you sell a pair that 'appeared in the live show' send hers instead. I mean its not false advertising! And make sure she fills then with skid marks Laughing


Ok you may loose future customers , but hey! it'll be fun Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 3:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

richard_uk wrote:
Here's a good idea, next time you have a live show, in the background have some really hugggeee old fat woman.

Ok you may loose future customers , but hey! it'll be fun Laughing



I dont think so that this is a good idea,you wouldn´t be happy to recive some grandmother panties Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 5:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some people might, i mean Egoist will probably shoot his load if he recieved a coller from your dog Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 6:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Some people might, i mean Egoist will probably shoot his load if he recieved a coller from your dog Laughing


Richard - Now that was BAD !!! And I thought you British gents were so much more reserved ...

Goes to show ya, you guys sure have us Yanks fooled!!!! - LOL

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 11:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol It's hollyood, they keep portraying Britains as pre 1950's upper class conservatives. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well so does my grandma too, but she doesnt get out much Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 4:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

richard_uk wrote:
Some people might, i mean Egoist will probably shoot his load if he recieved a coller from your dog Laughing



Be nice lol Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 10:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy sorry mum!!! Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 10:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

richard_uk wrote:
lol It's hollyood, they keep portraying Britains as pre 1950's upper class conservatives. Very Happy


How can you blame it on Hollywood? Unless you're saying Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lechter was a more realistic portrayal of your average British male. LOL

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 12:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol nah hannibal was a very clever man, shatters the possibility Laughing

But nah everytime you see a british guy portrayed in an american movie it makes me cringe. I've never met a hugh grant kinda person, I live in the north east which is a lot different to down south, but a more realistic impression is Trainspotting.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 12:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Some people might, i mean Egoist will probably shoot his load if he recieved a coller from your dog Laughing



I would never give my dog coller to anybody:-))
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 6:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Very Happy sorry mum!!! Razz



I know we all like to feel young ... But somehow, Richard, I don't think Jana is old enough to be your "mum" ???
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 10:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well i'm 31 so she'd have to be late 40's if she were!! (or 40 if shes like some places round here)

How old is Jana anyway? early 20's ??
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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well i'm 31 so she'd have to be late 40's if she were!! (or 40 if shes like some places round here)

How old is Jana anyway? early 20's ??



She's 24 ... But you should know this !?!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 12:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jepp I think so too, you should now that!

Janas birthday is 13.04.1980


tztztztz...unbelievable Smile


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I knew she was an Aries same as me, just didnt know exact age Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 1:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

richard_uk wrote:
I knew she was an Aries same as me, just didnt know exact age Smile



It is not problem if you dont know my age.Just thing that I ma still 18 ok:-))

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 12:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

prefer to have a 24yr old than an 18yr old, so ya safe Jana, ya can still have me if you want me Very Happy

(dont even have to give me your dog collar!) Cool
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 11:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

richard_uk wrote:
ya can still have me if you want me Very Happy

(dont even have to give me your dog collar!) Cool



Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
one funny guy:-))
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2004 3:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ohhh your making me go red and blush Embarassed


either that or i'm alergic to these cotton pants, I knew I should of kept the crotchless ones! Sad
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